I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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