if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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