We're like a lot better than the average bears
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i think i just naturally attract stoners
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
