Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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