yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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