How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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