I forgot how hot balto sounded
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Are we still banned from the library?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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