He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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