It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
vagina is talking i cant
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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