Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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