Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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