My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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