You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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