I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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