We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just had sex bonerless
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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