walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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