okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
