# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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