Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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