Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
