How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
