if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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