Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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