My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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