I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I am puke
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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