I accidentally burped into my bong.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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