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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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