Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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