I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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