Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I deserve this hangover.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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