the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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