We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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