butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
