id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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