we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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