I love black thongs
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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