I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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