Having a random hookup so left but love u
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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