the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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