Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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