I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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