my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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