Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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