idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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