Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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