Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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