Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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