is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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