just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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