it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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