we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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