their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
