Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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