Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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