your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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