idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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